“Get yer name out there, pet!”

English Translation:
Boost your brand awareness
You wanna make sure people know who you are and where to find you. The more they see yer brand, the more likely they’ll be to pick you over someone else.

“Get more bums on seats, like!”

English Translation:
Increase your conversions
You want to turn those folks who are just havin’ a look into proper customers who actually buy from you. More bums on seats means more cash in yer pocket.

“Make sure yer on the radar, like!”

English Translation:
SEO (Search Engine Optimisation)
It’s all about getting yer business to the top of the Google rankings so folks can find you when they search for what you do. You don’t wanna be buried on page 10, like.

“Gettin’ people through the door!”

English Translation:
Lead Generation
It’s about bringing in potential customers – the ones who are interested in what you’re sellin’ and keen to have a natter about it.

“What makes ya tick!”

English Translation:
Brand Identity
This is the heart and soul of your business. It’s what makes yer brand unique and gets people talking about ya down the local.

“Chattin’ to folks and lettin’ them know what yer about!”

English Translation:
Content Marketing
It’s all about putting out stuff that gets people engaged. Whether it’s on social, your website, or a blog – get people talkin’ about ya!

“Tell ‘em what to do, like!”

English Translation:
Call to Action (CTA)
Whether you want ‘em to buy, subscribe, or just get in touch, make sure you’re clear about what you want them to do next. Give ‘em a shout-out with a big ol’ “Click here” or “Give us a bell!”

“Get folks chattin’ back!”

English Translation:
Customer Engagement
You want your customers to feel like they’re part of your community. The more they engage with your brand – whether that’s leave a review, send a message, or even a like – the better.

“Startin’ with a pint and takin’ it from there!”

English Translation:
Marketing Funnel
You don’t just want someone to stumble in and buy straight away. The funnel’s about warming ‘em up, gettin’ ‘em comfortable with ya, and takin’ ‘em step by step to make a purchase.

“Keepin’ ‘em comin’ back for more!”

English Translation:
Customer Retention
You want repeat customers, not just a one-off sale. Make sure they love what you’re offering, and they’ll be back before you know it. Like goin’ back to the same pub for another round!

“Lookin’ at the numbers, like!”

English Translation:
Data-Driven Marketing
You wanna make decisions based on actual data, not just guesses. Numbers don’t lie – whether it’s who’s buying from you, when they’re buying, or how they found you.

“Gettin’ folks to pop in and have a butcher’s!”

English Translation:
Website Traffic
You want people visiting your website, so they can see what you’re all about and hopefully buy from you. More traffic means more chance of makin’ sales.

“Aye, they’re a proper regular!”

English Translation:
Brand Loyalty
You want customers to keep comin’ back, because they love what you do and trust you. Just like how you have a favourite pub – you’ll keep going there no matter what.

“Who yer meant to be chatin’ to!”

English Translation:
Target Audience
This is about understanding who’s most likely to buy from ya. Are they young folks, families, or the Geordie crowd who love a good deal? Gettin’ to know your target audience helps you speak their language.

“Gettin’ a well-known face to shout about ya!”

English Translation:
Influencer Marketing
Find someone local who’s got the pull to talk about your business and get others interested. A Geordie celebrity or well-loved personality can make a big difference to your profile.

“Make it easy for ‘em, pet!”

English Translation:
User Experience (UX)
Make sure your website or service is simple to use, easy to navigate, and feels like a good experience. No one wants to faff about, they want to get in, get what they need, and get on with their day.

“Sendin’ a message to the gang!”

English Translation:
Email Campaign
It’s all about sending emails that let people know about deals, new products, or news. It’s like sending a message to your mates about a night out – get ‘em excited, and they’ll show up!

“Put some pennies in and get a few heads turnin’!”

English Translation:
Paid Ads
You wanna pay for ads on Google, Facebook, or wherever you can get noticed. Think of it like buying a round for the lads – you’re investing, but it’ll get people interested.